Missed Connections: Saw you in the gloom

Made it to Promo from Downtown Matthews in 12 minutes, my new record – also made me question why I don’t post Metro more often. Charlotte is SMALL compared to other places and you could literally post 15 places this morning within 30 minutes from your house, pretty much no matter where you live.

 

This heavy run AO needed a strength day so that’s what we did…

 

5ish came for Extra Credit – Rhapsody, Foreclosure, Drone, – KC and Seahawk (kinda) – KC made a pit stop and Seahawk strolled in around 5:25.

 

Paver track work –  4 corners of the track

  • 40 shoulder presses (with paver), 30 jump squats, 20 merkins, 10 burpees
  • Same thing with curls and tri extensions

 

The Thang

Warmup: Lap around the school back to the main lot for warmups – SSH – Merkins – Plank Jacks – Merkins – Mtn. Climbers – 6 inches

 

Linda Ln – partner up

Round 1: 10 HS Merkins at the bottom, 5 burpees at the top (do this 5 times dropping one burpee each time 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

Round 2 – 10 HS Situps at the bottom, same as above but with Heels to Heaven

 

Back to the track for Jack Web – if you put knees or elbows down we had to run a hot lap – which we did. 

1 Merkin, 4 Shoulder taps

2 Merkins, 8 shoulder taps, etc.

Failure happened at 7 merkins, 28 shoulder taps

We came back and finished up one more round before grabbing some pavers…

 

Paver work

Burnouts with shoulder raises, shoulder presses and tri-extensions

 

Plyo Work

Partner up – 4 rounds

P1 – runs

P2 – line jumps (side to side, forward back, one leg each)

 

Finisher – Suicide with burpee at each cone then ab work and we were done…

 

Moleskine: 

 

KC was in the parking lot walking his dog around at 5:07 fresh as a daisy. He shared how he can grab a nap just about anywhere and he’s only been caught once. Rhapsody, make sure you do a full walkthrough before you lock up your houses at night.

 

About 3 minutes into Extra Credit and KC had an emergency and had to run to go find a Porta-Jon……he didn’t. There’s a curb somewhere in Cotswold that has smelled better days. Word on the street from Kaiser is that someone from Atlas slipped and twisted an ankle near the same location this morning. We’ll be praying for that ankle, and for his shoes.

 

The PAX was strong today – no one fell behind and pushed through the Linda Ln. hills no problem.

 

Atlas A-holes tried to one up us in the gloom with their big numbers and expensive socks. Crotch Rocket ran into me in the street and also knocked over one of my well placed “cones”.

 

In total, if you made EC, we easily hit 200 merkins, maybe 75 burpees.

 

When I left the house at 4:44am this morning my wife said “good luck”. I’m still wondering why. Has she heard that my Q’s suck that bad?

 

Maybe so, but it was a fun morning – gotta remember to start packing that extra shirt again.

 

Thanks men for letting me lead and for agreeing to follow…

 

Out.

-Orange Whip

2 thoughts on “Missed Connections: Saw you in the gloom

  • May 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm
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    All I can say is I had the porta jon in my sights but 30 steps away realized this wasn’t going my way and at 5:20 this morn dropped a pkg right there beside the sidewalk.

    The remaining walk to the porta JON was needless to say uncomfortable..

    Farm animals don’t curb

  • May 31, 2018 at 6:43 am
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    Slick Brickin’ Chicken is all about giving back to the community.

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