5 warriors worked on getting more efficient today. Not with running drills. In life. Everyone chipped in:
Ballz: Don’t buy a high mileage 2012 Honda Accord with a V6. They break down and you have to replace them with fancy SUVs.
Dredd: Sit up straight lest you get sciatica.
PBo: Have someone set all your clocks 15min ahead unbeknownst to you so that you are only 5min late to everything.
FreeLoader: Park your truck perpendicular to the street to prevent people cutting thru your neighborhood.
Bel Air: Avoid wasting time brushing by adding toothpaste to your breakfast. [drives off in a high mileage 2012 Honda Accord with a V6]
I’m in NYC next week. Anyone want the Q?