Unacceptable Superbowl-related reasons for missing BHM tomorrow:
- your team didn’t win;
- four beers during the first half, three beers in the second;
- crappy halftime show, during which you visited your hosts rare bourbon collection;
- schnapps during halftime show
- just too damn lazy
- your beloved wanted a little post-game cuddle time;
Come on out, friends, for an old school beat down at BHM tomorrow!