Hottest day of the year but the brave men of south Charlotte came out anyway. Mozy over to middle school with speed bump warmups. Hit the track with 4 corners partner declines and partner hand slaps, mix it up on the 6 with a couple new ons stolen from Ab Ripper X. Dips and step up’s then monkey humpers on the way back for the new guys (partner optional). Hit the basketball court as yours truly was prepared with the rock. Started with some down and backs and defensive slide suicides slapping the floor like a bunch of undersized white guys. Everyone got 2 shots to make 1 or else a down and back, the group went 0-20 with 10 air balls. A lot of conversation about air pressure in the ball and sticky conditions, everyone should be ashamed of themselves. Glad to see One Eye out there, used to be site Q, love to see the baton keep getting passed. Taser made a 13 year return, he’s been busy keeping all you guys safe, relax. Always a pleasure to bring and name an FNG, life long racing fan and previous turn left employee has been named Danica. Keep coming back guys.
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