$29 Trillion in Debt, we ran 3.8 Miles and met a guy with a space suit
AO: Black Widow
When: 05/20/2025
QIC: Newport
Number of Pax: 10
Pax Names: AL), Anne & Hope, Film Festival, Gepetto, Madras, Magellan, Monk, Omar, Sausage, Yard Sale (visiting from Huntsville,
The BackBlast:
There’s nothing blocking you from reading the news every day and finding facts that matter. As tradition demands, I welcomed the PAX with a reminder that while I’m no economist, I do care about deficits — mainly the one between our fitness goals and reality. So we launched straight into the rutlege neighborhood of Monk, Fifty Shades, and Chowda fame and ran about a mile. Stopping for merkins and backwards running along the way, we kept the PAX tight.
We crossed Randolpf into the abyss of Providence Baptist, an AO of its own with more than enough room for a 9 hole golf club and a farmers market.
Warmer rama-
29 Side Straddle Hops
15 “the”Sharons
15 imperial walkers
Grapevine Stretch, look up to the sky for a pointer stretch for the international space station. Out of nowhere, Huntsville FNG “Yardsale” indicated he had his own space suit. Not the walmart halloween kind, a real one. Mumble something ‘wife is a rocket scientist’. I was somewhat unwilling to gather this voice of this pax and discuss, so I reverted to nutmeg trivia. Similar to the workout theme that I had gathered from the wall street journal, thats just another dogeworthy moment lifting the U.S. federal deficit of $29 trillion, which the Bankers in the circle knew about on Friday. This trivia tied it all together, with people like this from Huntsville by way of tega cay. People are robbing from the government- even spacesuits.
We followed this fiscal firestorm with a run, shaking loose the government spending… and our hamstrings.
Main Event: Providence Baptist Circuit of Pain
Church was in session. PAX split into partners:
Partner A ran loops around Providence Baptist Church.
Partner B sprinted down the backside hill, then ran backward up it — because we believe in regression analysis.
Flapjack after each round, and we did three rounds, which, unlike Congress, showed actual progress.
Repeato 3x
Final Act:
A return trip to the Black Widow lot, by foot and by willpower alone. Sausage’s quads were not in pain.
Moleskin:
Yard Sale remains undefeated in the “most likely to escape Earth’s atmosphere” category.
Madras described the workout as “perhaps better should we stretch.”
Film Festival asked if this counted as cardio or political commentary.
Magellan, who sent one child to Trinity college offered the 2.0 could sacrifice a year and the family could cut the deficit in half.
Monk never crosses Randolf
Final Thought from Newport:
“Sometimes you’re the hill. Sometimes you’re the guy crawling up it backwards wondering why you didn’t just stay in bed. But either way — we owe 29 trillion, so keep ‘er moving.” We want Yard Sale to bring the space suit for the halloween run with Grizz.
Murph is coming, check it out monday
Prayers for the travelers this weekend
Full Service Takeout