Time for the new guy to meet the RAnGErs
The Thang: FoulBall ran us ~4miles using uptown and parking decks. No mutha. Kinda out n back route on 4th/Trade... couple suicides and good amount of upperbody
NMM: Nothing really happened until COT when Gitmo noticed the shovel flag. He spent 2 patriotic minutes destroying our eardrums with StarSpangled Banner... finally got to count/name to re-name the new guy (rushed Caffeine name- order from Newport to re-name)... ended on "Newman" for our airline/USPS worker FNG with hospital name Omar. Fast forward two minutes after takeout to Newman's attempt to open his car. Note both his and my keys were in his car at this point. The apple watch didnt do the trick. Hmmm. Plan B- call his wife to bring the spare keys. Voicemail x3. Plan C- drive to his condo down the street (thx, Gridlock) to physically get the spare. Plan C worked... Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome F3 Crowbar. It took three attempts but we got it right.
ColdCuts