So after breaking my own record last Friday of 10,000 hits on one BackBlast (Busted Paw Diaries previous winner), the Metro leadership has agreed to pay me to keep this going weekly. I appreciate everyone’s fanboy letters they sent me. I was overcome with emotion. So let’s try to “lean in” a little harder this week and see what we get.
Monday: Mutha – Q Fishwrap…Fish summed things up with precision. Read his BB. I had 100% confidence nobody would show up to Fish’s Mutha challenge.
Tuesday: SIB – Q Nash…Per GetWeird’s BB a week ago, SIB has become an absolute monster. And GITMO doesn’t qualify anymore to attend that workout so not sure why he even went. After years of fine instruction from Ceesus, Nash has turned SIB into a complete smoke show. Minimum 8 miles and you will get dropped. Including me. Sometimes. He pretends to come back every once in a while but he doesn’t mean it. It’s a complete test how big set of balls you got from an endurance standpoint. Highlight of the workout: My man EasyRings who is teetering on F3 retirement made an appearance this week. My favorite part about Rings is that he absolutely knows he is going to get dropped every SIB but still shows up for a fight. I want that kind of dude on my team. Anyways, enough ball washing…So every Monday night Rings digs into the old “Excuse Bag” to see what he comes up with so he doesn’t have to go to SIB the next morning. He made the mistake in telling us what the excuse was this past Monday night. He went back for seconds for the Coconut Cake!! WTF – who has Coconut Cake on a Monday night?!? And Coconut Cake tastes like Coach K’s last 2 games against Carolina. Dog Shit.
**Fun Fact** - does everyone know how EasyRings got his name? So Scott’s first workout was Sweet6 and just so happened both myself and some broken old man they call Dread was there. COT was hysterical. The best college basketball team ever was just coming off their first National Championship as the second best basketball coach ever had saved the program from the Doherty years. Some claim said second greatest coach ever used Doherty’s recruits to win the championship. Those people include Dread. Thus the name EasyRings was born. I miss that old Dread…
Wednesday: RAnGEr – Q Swamp…You know it’s going to be good. And you know the Super Loop is coming right off the back. Typical 2 mile smoker to the Mutha. Did the famous suicide up the Ship. That sucks ballz. Did some other shit. Went home. Highlight of the workout: We welcomed our first Sicilian refugee into RAnGEr. Slutzz got a sweet picture of him standing outside his piece of shit mini-van that F3 donated to him which is attached to this BB. He looked a lot like Thin Slice so we named him Alabama. Alabama?? WTF?? Well as the morning went along, and we continued to get to know our new friend, we discovered his favorite movie was True Romance. And his favorite movie scene of all time is the one in the trailer with Dennis Hopper talking about blood lines. Woooo dude…it looks like you found a home here at RAnGEr. Welcome Alabama!!