Hills is where the toys are!

The BackBlast:

The Thang:

Our “bust out of the gate” start was ruined by Geppetto, as he was tying shoes/adjusting his jock strap behind the truck when 6am hit. So we SSH’d till he SLOWLY walked over. Right. Down Dorchester towards Sedgefield Rd and hang a left. Keep going to Wriston and Sedgefield, where we knock out some Merkins. Down to Poindexter and head right. Stop at Park Rd for LBC’s. Here is where the fun begins – down Park to Marsh Rd. Stop for Squats (aka Teabags). Back up Park, cross Poindexter and down to the dirty Texaco. Merkins in The Bike Shop lot. Back up Park and head to Marsh. Al Gore for 45sec. Back up Park, cross Poindexter and left at Sunset Drive. Backwards run up Sunset till turning around at Edinborough. Right at Poindexter to left on Dorchester, left on Wriston. Down to Sedgefield and turn around to head back to the church. 3.75 miles and it was ALL UP HILL.

NMM:

I literally thought that Oddball was Tippecanoe for 15min, as I’m not used to him showing-up at Razor. Glad that he joined us. He’s currently part of a “100 miles a week challenge”. He said that running and biking both count, but if it also includes driving, then it is really not that tough…

Geppetto is getting doxxed by weathercasters. He mentioned something about “where the F* is my ice?” talking about the whiskey he’d just been served. Someone nearby only heard “where the F* is ICE?” and his troubles began. Hopefully, they won’t start protesting outside of his family business, AquaFlo.

Beethoven swears that he didn’t meet Tricky Vicky at an Epstein party. He’s lying, as it all came out in that last batch of emails that were released.

Rugburn has been fighting with Cricket Mobile about his mother-in-law’s cell phone plan. Five hours to find out how to pay her bill (but he did find out that he could – it just took five hours).

Prayers to Misenheimer and that he remains sick till Sunday (so he doesn’t have to drag Geppetto to Winston to run 10 miles. I was an HC, but have appts on Saturday. Yes, Pâté, that’s the second time this week. I suck)

YHC took us out. Be nice to people. Look to Cindy for ultimate guidance.