Metro Monster Mash

The BackBlast:

16 PAX went trick or treating through Dilworth’s lavish Halloween decor looking for king sized candy bars. They would be disappointed.

Back route to Sedgefield Park, for quick warmorama while WhatDid and Grizz inspected the first pumpkin which happened to be filled with new shiny DickBandz

A moment of awe that the #CalfMonster managed to get one to fit, then grab the pumpkin & roll out.

Up the dark spooky trail few knew was there, with Scrooge’s excessive LEDs blinding pax around him.

Up Winthrop for second pumpkin where Doobie restocked his KY Jelly stash, some Trojan Magnums for the batflippers whose big swingings don’t fit the reflective Dbandz, and some pee pads for the Double Respects. (None were present, but a certain Blade did well to deliver one to his Stone at coffeteria)

Finally some actually exercised. 3 rounds of Merkins & LBCs. Grab both pumpkins & mozy to Meacham.

Cindy & Pâté couldn’t have their socialite peers see them running around with a bunch of grown men in costumes & reflective safety gear, but the third pumpkin was for them. Many did not approve. Some took extras for their coffee later.

More exercise because this is still a workout. The usual HIMs carried the pumpkins, some burpees were done on the way to the fourth pumpkin which finally was full of something the men actually wanted. #show2know

Running out of time, onward to the final pumpkin. Hit the traffic circle for a quickie bear crawl. Luckily our marathon runner Site Q bolted ahead to grab the final pumpkin so we could get back at a decent time.
He was tempted to keep all the Taco Mama coupons for himself but knew guys wouldn’t sign up to Q if he did.

– still managed to get 3+ miles somehow
– Tie for best costume with Slaughter, Grizzly and Mr. Bo showing out
– Honorable mentions TD & Mise
– Most confusing costume goes to Scrooge
– T claps to the men who carried the pumpkins most of the route. You know who you are.
– Roasting for Research Oyster Roast @ Divine Barrel tomorrow. See Mr Bo for details. Show respect, he will slap you with his pimp hand.
– Vets Bridge Home 5K tomorrow in SouthPark