Why pick The Worm for anything ceremonial? Like a real, serious ceremony. So let's try it
The Thang: Think of a Ring Run with pain stations for the young guys to catch up... start out the back door to Rockbrook Dr to left on Runnymede to left on Sharon. Left thru the Chilton portal to left on Queens. Fart around on the backroads to Selwyn Rd. Pitstop on Arcadia hill for increased degrees of difficulty. Back to the flag via Selwyn, left on Runnymede, thru Selwyn Elementary with a lap around the AG track. Fin.
Moleskin: Abridged Worm was 50 minutes in order to get back to NOBODY AT THE SHOVELFLAG. Hot lap around the track and then unite with the AG crew and Revolution convergers... Strava said 5.1miles but bad day for a watch sync error (8.3miles with AG double down, i sware)... Native American run on Croydon was a fail. Numbers were big and, similar to assholes, everyone had an opinion on how the speed should have been. We aborted when wide Croydon became skinny backroad Croydon... the next stop was the scene of the Nightlight crime but alas Mr Martin was not hogging the sidewalk today... Arcadia hill hasn't gotten any flatter. Windingwood Lane is much less awful and the name provides easy jokes... the real moleskin was the nantan shovelflag handoff. YHC deferred to the second half and Newport took the first speech position. Changing Mens Lives... YHC had a long list of thank yous but got thru it before ThinSlice, Moonshine or Coach booed me off the parking lot. The final thought was coined either by the City of Austin or Nantan Emeritus Fishwrap: stay stupid, csaup on. The best way to accelerate F3 Metro is evolution and new traditions... we are in great leadership hands for the next 43feet with F3 Newport. Smoke em if u got em.
Takeout by the nantan.
Syitg, ColdCuts