If you ask around, some folks will tell you Shark Tank shut down. Some might even blame Cindy—though let’s be honest, most of you have only heard of Cindy but he stopped posting to the Tank you may never actually seen him. The truth? Curly, after a decade of faithful service as Site Q, made a bold leadership move… by doing absolutely nothing. He left the role vacant, trusting that some brave soul wouldn’t let this OG workout fade into the gloom.
Enter Jack Nasty.
Who is Jack Nasty, you ask? Many of you don’t know him because he posts at the hardest workouts in Metro (excluding The Worm and SC… but don’t worry, we’re working on him). Jack Nasty is allegedly 22, though his baby face suggests middle school at best. Don’t let that fool you—he’s faster than you, stronger than you, and has already achieved something most of us never will: becoming the youngest Site Q in Metro history. Why? Well, mostly because we’ve struggled to recruit new Pax unless they’re somehow related to Hillary or Dredd. But hey, that’s a problem for the Nan’tans to sort out.
So, if you haven’t been to Shark Tank in a while, now’s the time. It’s alive, thriving, and ready for you. Chimay is on Q next week, so expect pain.
As for today’s adventure? We covered 5.5+ miles through the Wake Forest Medical campus, over to Dilly Elementary, stopping at various playgrounds along the way. Pro tip: do not, under any circumstances, attempt a kettlebell goblet squat on the pole at Pearl Street Park. It’s… unsettling and awkward.
See the route here on Strava (https://www.strava.com/routes/3330284726678421846).
Shark Tank is alive and it's time HC for next week. SYITG,
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