Start out drunk

The BackBlast:

Or with a drunk, at least.

QIC learned that he was the Q 4min before it all started… 5 showed on time to get started and we quickly moved to the train stop to do some SSH’s. We stopped at 11, as some drunk GenZ dude thought we could help him find his abode in South End. We gave him some words of encouragement and got back to SSH’s. Then Merkins. Then Mosey past Drunk Boy as he’s pissing on the Light bnRail shelter (BofA, Wells – this is the best you can find?). Down to the Honey Hole to stop at some benches for Dips. Up the stairs for some Way Backs and Derkins. Up to the top to some “cocktail lounge” and knock-out some Monkey Humpers. We left before the Glocks came out… Back down the steps to find that Tippecanoe has truly arrived 5min late and somehow found us. Down to Clanton and across after LBC’s at the light. Down to a right on Script, left on Craft. YHC bet the PAX $25 that nobody would go into Taco Boy and ask if it was the place that got an 82 health score rating per Axios – There were no takers, though Twister strongly considered it. Back up to Clanton and across. Eight thinks that it was the most dangerous crossing he has seen occur (not sure why – I had my glowing dickband on…). Back to the Honey Hole again for some more Dips and Step Ups. Mosey to and stop at Dog Shit Hill. Crawl Bear down. Note at the bottom that there is a strong odor of canine urine and feces. Bear Crawl back up and then Mosey to Suffolk Punch. Circle the brewery twice while climbing over and through a lot of crap (to make it interesting…).

– Kneebiter is running the marathon this weekend – send him some mental support
– Tippy will somehow attempt a more timely arrival in the future
– 15yr Celebration is happening next month. RSVP now

Kneebiter took us out