The price of eggs

The BackBlast:

I was stretching in the rain & questioning my life choices when some kid walked over, said his name was Pop Tart & asked me if I knew Nautique. I ran away as quickly as possible hoping he’d stop talking to me. It didn’t work.

Left on East, right on Garden Terrace & all the way down to the hospital loading dock. Not lost, just gathering the pax. Route 66 up the hill to Scott, with increasing merkins at every light post. Mary for the six. Continue down the hill to the MegaDeck. Mary. Stairs to the top, merkins/mary. Down the ramps to bottom with increasing squats at every turn. Mary. Up Mega ramp with 5 diamonds at each flat and the top. Back down. Mary. Stairs to the top for merkins/mary. Back down the stairs, exit deck, left on Romany, right on Morehead and to the ramp down to the greenway. Squats for the six. Our resident botanist Tassel’s determined the route was safe for passage, so took the greenway back to AO with stops for merkins at each bridge.

Welcome to FNG Benedict. Recent MP grad, buddies w/Pop Tart. Named by Grizz, with eggs benedict kind of being the opposite of pop tarts for breakfast. Benedict survived his V post, w/Pop Tart and Grizz keeping him alive – in stark contrast to Thrust, who kept pushing me to drop him.

Let the record show that I am only doing this BB because gentleman farmer Scrooge occasionally gives me fresh eggs.