Once upon a time, I was at a corporate function at Pinehurst. I was talking football with a group of guys, one of which i did not know. I was making a rather concise and yet firm point about the benefits of the winged T offense and not giving in on why it should be run more often. I was not letting other people get a word in edgwise. The guy whose name i did not know said " You seem to know a lot about football." The copnversation ended shortly after that and we all went our way.
I found out an hour later that guy was Joe Gibbs.
Fast forward about 9 years to The Giddy Goat coffee shop. I met Grizzly there Thursday for a cup of Joe and a quick connect. Grizz knew one of the foudners and introduced me. I put the EH on him to join me at Meltdown . He HC's right away.
All good right?
He's Grizzly's NEIGHBOR!! Grizz been trying to get him to come out for like 2 YEARS . I got him in 10 seconds!
Grizz...I am your Joe Gibbs.
So Thursday kicks off with the standard. It has been a wile since I have been the Q at Meltdown but the standards remain the same.
Quick attempt to do pullups at the playground---oops there aren't any pull up bars anymore. Mosey to the rails . Partner up for 10 sets of 10 alternating Inboards and Outboards while partner planks.
That was an arm burner.
Mosey to bottom of the hill for more partner work--get a new Partner #HuntersvilleCocktailParty and alternate 10 sets of 10 renegade rows and flat back one arm chest presses.
Mosey further around the lake for side lunges and squats repeating the #HuntersvilleCocktailParty.
Mosey back to bottom of the rails for 10 sets of double protractor and box-cutters with another
#HuntersvilleCocktailParty.
Ran out of time, didn't get to the Plank Jacks and Maktar Jye.
NMM: FNG is one of the founders of Giddy Goat Coffee shop. Check the place out as it has an amazing layout, great seating. And coffee. they roast right there and it is powerful Joe. I wanted to name him Mohammed--Mohammed>Mohammed Ali>Greatest of All Time>GOAT>Giddy Goat. Nibbler wanted to name him PORNO ( THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN FOR THE LOVE OF ZEBEDIAH STOP ASKING FOR IT!!!) Turns out he had posted forever ago and was given the name Lincoln ( Lincoln>Lincoln Lawyer>He looks like Mathew McConnaheigh) .
Grizz and i are going to have monthly sessions to work on his EH skills.
Nibbler is like a dog with a bone when it comes to naming someone Porno. DO NOT GIVE IN TO THIS!!
EmNeM shotguns Natty Light with Metamucil mixed in.
Frostbite can't get 96% of my movie references. And yet he still loves me.
Blue Toronado loves stories of me with babes from Wiscy-ville.
Rocket Man can't count.