Udder confusion

The BackBlast:

2nd straight week with no Q at 7 am. Luckily, Daddy Khardashian was here and took over. So does that make him Bruce Jenner or Kaitlyn Jenner? And if it’s Kaitlyn Jenner – is he really her? Which makes him mommy? Which then would be a F3 violation because it’s a workout for men only. So many questions – luckily, Khloe showed up a few minutes late and took over.
Skyline was hoping for 14, we got 16 – including 1 FNG.
What We Did –
– We started up Park towards Southend, but Khloe turned us around and we went down Park to St Pats.
– SSSHs – lots of them – at Park and Park.
– continue up Dilworth Rd West. Passed Sheep’s house and then passed Skyline’s house.
– right on ideal way for some karaoke and gathered at Ed’s and partnered up.
– long run up Ideal to South with partner merkins at each cross street. Start at 5 and increase at each street.
– we dodged some traffic and gathered at Long Animal Hospital for some Mary.
– continued up Ideal/Remount to light rail for Indian Run (I think we can use that name now). Single line up rail trail to Sycamore. Have to say – very successful.
– partnered up again at ally next to sycamore. 200 squats and 100 merkins with sprints back and forth. – continued to Lowe’s parking deck. Up stairs to top for wall sits and air presses. Lots of air presses.
– down stairs to bottom – got a bit separated, but found everyone and made our way back to grinder – with a stop at Flower Child for some dips.

Moleskin –
– Scrooge told me I couldn’t say anything bad about anyone or he was going to cancel me. So this may be short.
– large crowd of 16 for about 4.4 miles. Khloe lead Khardashian, Skyline, Glad Hander, Sausage, Sheep, 40 Thieves, Tassels, MMOB, Cream Cheese, Clipboard, Glad Hander, Wilson, Rube, Dingleberry and Seat Geek (FNG)
– MMOB was out campaigning and headlocked a FNG – named Seat Geek. He works for Panthers pushing club seats and boxes
(maybe the toughest job in Charlotte now). We did have 3 choices – Cyclone (he played baseball at Iowa), Tick-Pic or Seat Geek. The Pax went with Seat Geek. Welcome.
– scenery was rather nice along the rail trail. Sheep had a great line – I am not creepy, just married.
– I did just realize it’s been 2 years since the backblast has returned. It took an epic Lee lead during festival in the park to provoke a backblast.
– I should have taken a picture, but Skyline departed from coffee wearing his phone like a purse. It made Tassel’s fanny pack look masculine.
– Its the last Iron Skillet game today between TCU and SMU. An under the radar rivalry between 2 blue collar schools. I think it’s 113th meeting.
– Next Week’s Q is TBD. It won’t be me – I will be in Tampa to see the SB Champions probably lose to the Bucs.
– Enjoy the weekend and the return of summer.

CC