UNAUTHORIZED LABOR DAY CONVERGENCE

The BackBlast:

YHC visited your boy Trump and Bobbi Jr several weeks back.

The ASK:

Revive the old-school PT test and roll out in short order.

The ART of the DEAL:

MAGA will take care of specifics at the federal level,
YHC will administer the inaugural (annual) fitness audit @ METRO’s favorite AO.

The THANG:

#AMRAP Muthaship w/ 25 merkins at the top, each round, while you choke on lung sputum.

WHERE: Elizabeth Park, Parking Lot
WHEN: MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2025
TIME: 0515 – 0615

Don’t let this double-down opportunity give you the slip. More than enough time to get you to the actual METRO convergence, held somewhere in CLT @ 0700.

PS if we get run off by security, YHC will lead a backdoor bootleg RAnGEr.

Oh yeah, the following SHIM HC’d.
Cynthia – bring your dildo (just in case)

F’n Wiggler. Funny.
www.f3metro.com/backblasts/raining-dildos-at-ranger/