Unauthorized Muthaship Monday Convergence

The BackBlast:

I want to be as transparent as possible.

F3’s Upper Management reached out and offered to authorize my workout — authorize it by changing the venue and changing its start time. They wanted to roll me into the Labor Day convergence at a local park. Basically, suggesting the throwback would be unsuccessful due to its inherent difficulty.

I scratched my head. Huh?

Yeah, it was suggested that the F3 PAX of this era would not participate because it was too hard.

Too hard?

Yeah, you deaf, it’s too fucking hard. Not only is it too hard, he goaded, “I don’t think they can do it. Even if they wanted to do it, which they don’t, they couldn’t, because they can’t.”

Damn, dude. You mean, physically? I’m quite confident they can.

No, they can’t!

I’m kidding. I agreed with him.

It’s too hard and you can’t do it. BUT…

If you still want to give the ol’ girl a shot…

Me and my boy, Bologna, will be in the Elizabeth Park Parking Lot @ 0515, Labor Day.

That reminds me, if your boys are an appropriate age and want to see if they can hang, bring ‘em,
It’s cool if you don’t come. I prepared my son for the possibility that it’ll just be the two us.