You can derelick my balls

The BackBlast:

Marilyn bailed again. 5:30 came and the man that HC’d for the Q was nowhere to be found. Perhaps it was the light rain that greeted us.

YHC shuffled out of the lot towards Sterling. All the way to Selwyn, with squats at each cross street and merkins at each hump. 4 sets of Mary, then continue on Selwyn to Brandywine. Down to Westfield for 4 more sets of Mary. Westfield to Jamestown with diamonds at every cross street until we reached the ouija board painter on the ground at Jamestown. More Mary. Jamestown to Princeton, where Curly announced we had 4 minutes to make it back to AO. Yadda yadda yadda we did one minute of merkins to round out the clock to 6:15.

Rube hates my Q’s yet refused to lead when needed most. Curly back dealing with a barking Achilles. Hope the PT helps. Bermuda openly sabotaging Bandit. Never has a Q as he claims he needs a “contact list” I’m not sure even exists. Someone help him.

Prayers up for Diego. Tragedy, to say the very least.