09/10/2025 - Bandit - Things You Never Thought You’d Hear Marbles Say for $800
Seven made it out for a quick tour through Dilworth and the Pearl District with a little game of knockout in the middle to keep things interesting. Main Event: -…
Pax: Clipboard
09/01/2025 - Latta - Labor Day Convergence Bitchfest (as relayed by Cream Cheese)
Just a quick recap of the Latta convergence since most of you missed it. Khloe lead a group of middle aged men who liked to bitch a lot. We hit…
08/22/2025 - Sparta - It’s clear now. We go into the bear pit.
~3.7 miles, including 3 trips up MegaTool,130 merkins, 225 reps of various Mary, 50 or so squats, countless memories. Never accept a Q while you’re drinking bourbon. Better yet never…
08/20/2025 - Bandit - Someone get Thruster an alarm clock
For the second day in a row, Thruster missed the launch. Unlike Tuesday where he was able to locate WIB, mostly due to their propensity to run in circles for…
08/11/2025 - The Phoenix - A Packed House, Standing Room Only
I guess it takes an old slow fuck to get the attendance back up at The Phoenix. Site Q Pate/Saute has been worried that BHM is taking over as the…
08/09/2025 - Latta - Trivia Morning at Latta
14ish showed up this morning to enjoy the cooler summer temps. Tassels came prepared and was eager to give the pax everything they paid for and more. What We Did…
08/08/2025 - Sparta - No, I’m not running BRR
The Thang; Run straight to Ed’s Tavern for some COP. Straight to Charlotte Ave. from there. Run up Charlotte all the way to East doing 7’s at each side street…
06/25/2025 - Bandit - #1 In Innovation
At 5:29am I was informed I was now the Q since Chair Thrower was sick. At 5:30am we promptly left. At 9:38am I was instructed to write this backblast. Thankfully,…
05/02/2025 - Sparta - Sparta Musings
14 Pax made the correct choice and posted at Sparta. Metros finest Friday workout. Plan was simple: 0530 SSH for any late arrivals. Nobody else showed. Out of SFMS parking…
04/18/2025 - Sparta - Good Friday Edition
An eclectic mix of men – regulars and irregulars – gathered in search of leadership into #SpartaStupid suffering. An unscheduled, somewhat frightened, reluctant Q accepted the unexpected opportunity. Thang: 1.…