05/06/2023 - The Worm - Gentlemen Only
On my ???th Friday cocktail at the golf tourney, it hit me. The Worm theme that could stop the whining. Would it work: The Thang: Mosey out the back of…
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10/25/2022 - Ring Run - When the Cat’s Away…
…the mice will play. The best leaders understand how to use absence as motivation. Ten reliable men showed up to get better to on a Tardy-less crisp October morning. The…
08/31/2022 - Bandit - The Sausage King of Chicago
Strong crowd of 16 showed up for Bandit on this swampy morning and got after it. The Thang: – Mosey to adjacent parking deck for COP: 15 SSHs, 10 merkins,…
04/12/2022 - Ring Run - (In The) Back – Ring Run
6 Pax + YHC showed up for Tuesday’s finest Ring Run. The workout is fast, the mumble chatter is high and the expectation to keep the F&*K up is the…
01/06/2022 - Hardcore - Opening Act – The Valley
The Valley is the border line of Metro and Area 51. Some days the Valley Pax attend Metro workouts and others they attend Area 51 workouts. It’s rare, maybe almost…
12/04/2021 - The Worm - 3600 Seconds
50 degrees on a December morning, who’s got it better than us? Hadn’t done a 60minute Q in quite some time and Tormund proactively shot down YHC’s plan-A so plan-B…
11/05/2021 - Sparta - #SpartaStupid
#SpartaStupid is always the same. Sparta involves high-impact hustle hoping for a faint-of-heart drop, a moment of bodily peril, and/or an all around disrespect for the sick, lame, and lazy…
08/30/2021 - Big Hair Monday - BHM – Another Start of the week
YHC was planning to run the Muthaship today to prep for BRR with my vanmates. I was looking forward to a grueling climb up there 6 or 7 times from…
08/26/2021 - Sweet Six - Sweet 6 offered a pick your own adventure today.
With 9 pax in attendance, we somehow split into 3 groups with different routes. Tilted Kilt & Mr. Bo did the traditional Sweet6 route, sans Muthaship. That’s surprising given that…
08/24/2021 - Ring Run - Tardy Ring Run Q or WD?
The weather was clear, 73 degrees, with humidity right around 90%. YHC was excited to post for the first time at RingRun as well as Q. I hear a little…