05/15/2025 - Bastion - Bulge Awakens Bastion
Intro: Charlotte’s host to the PGA again, and someone said Quail’s got no soul. 14 souls laced up on thursday morning while the streets were busy and had a Bastion…
Pax: Newport
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05/03/2025 - AG - F3metro Olympics- Faster, Stronger, Dumber
First Annual F3 Metro Olympics /Organizers: Sheep & Sausage (Metro’s Olympic Overlords) PAX (partial list of legends, lifters, and limpers): Khloe, Jack Nasty, Red Foxx, Kneebiter, Tassels, Sausage, Tardy, Beethoven,…
04/30/2025 - Governator - Grand Slam Derby
The Thang: Rolled in hot, fueled by weekend hype and visions of the Kentucky Derby, dollar Grand Slams, and Metro Olympics glory. I had more lessons than this PAX could…
04/23/2025 - Governator - Merkapalooza
The Thang Mosey to Carmel Middle: 10 Merkins at each speedbump en route. Warmarama: SSH’s, IW, Squats, Grapevine, Mosey to Biga$$ Hills down Camilla, lose Slumlord, do some abs, re-trace…
04/17/2025 - Bastion - Holy Thursday Talk Time
CMS spring break remains a DebbieDowner for attendance, or perhaps, it was the unpopular Q. 1. Extra credit was a lonely one-of-one, CotsBlock tour of houses full of sleeping neighbors.…
04/10/2025 - Bastion - Cotswold Cruise
AO: Bastion Mileage: 3-ish (depending on GPS accuracy and emotional stability) The Scene: Rolled into Cotswold at 5:29:57, hit start on my watch with the swagger of someone who definitely…
04/05/2025 - AG - Special Event; the Concord NC Mud Run
Location: Porter Farms in Concord, NC Conditions: 80 degrees and Moist; a Slip ‘N Slide with random flies. The Thang: 150+ HIMs showed up bright and early from 7:45 start…
04/04/2025 - Fortress - Executive Workout??
Thang- Warm up laps around the Trinity Circle with Karaoke, high knees, butt kicks, circle up for COP, SSH, IW, Mtn Climbers, Mary Mosey to Rutledge, 5 Merkins every streetlight…
04/01/2025 - Black Widow - The Near Miss of a Shart Heard Round the AO
The Thang It was a crisp morning at Black Widow, and the PAX rolled in ready for whatever Panda had cooked up. Little did we know, the real battle wouldn’t…
03/31/2025 - Lift and Shift - Kids These Days
Apols to those wanting to Ride The Lightning to start their week but Smothered’s music request was for “whatever the kids listen to these days.” Never fear, Metallica Pantera and…