04/23/2025 - Governator - Merkapalooza
The Thang Mosey to Carmel Middle: 10 Merkins at each speedbump en route. Warmarama: SSH’s, IW, Squats, Grapevine, Mosey to Biga$$ Hills down Camilla, lose Slumlord, do some abs, re-trace…
Pax: Newport
Existing PAX
04/17/2025 - Bastion - Holy Thursday Talk Time
CMS spring break remains a DebbieDowner for attendance, or perhaps, it was the unpopular Q. 1. Extra credit was a lonely one-of-one, CotsBlock tour of houses full of sleeping neighbors.…
04/10/2025 - Bastion - Cotswold Cruise
AO: Bastion Mileage: 3-ish (depending on GPS accuracy and emotional stability) The Scene: Rolled into Cotswold at 5:29:57, hit start on my watch with the swagger of someone who definitely…
04/05/2025 - AG - Special Event; the Concord NC Mud Run
Location: Porter Farms in Concord, NC Conditions: 80 degrees and Moist; a Slip ‘N Slide with random flies. The Thang: 150+ HIMs showed up bright and early from 7:45 start…
04/04/2025 - Fortress - Executive Workout??
Thang- Warm up laps around the Trinity Circle with Karaoke, high knees, butt kicks, circle up for COP, SSH, IW, Mtn Climbers, Mary Mosey to Rutledge, 5 Merkins every streetlight…
04/01/2025 - Black Widow - The Near Miss of a Shart Heard Round the AO
The Thang It was a crisp morning at Black Widow, and the PAX rolled in ready for whatever Panda had cooked up. Little did we know, the real battle wouldn’t…
03/31/2025 - Lift and Shift - Kids These Days
Apols to those wanting to Ride The Lightning to start their week but Smothered’s music request was for “whatever the kids listen to these days.” Never fear, Metallica Pantera and…
03/27/2025 - Bastion - Sausage lost-a-box O’Chocolates
The Thang: Eight HIM (High-Impact Men) gathered in the gloom this past thursday, ready to put in the work. But the beatdown came with a mystery—somewhere after the blast down…
03/04/2025 - Black Widow - Recess
WhatDid made widow fun again last week. This week’s mission was to be both the funnest and suckiest hour of ur day. The Thang: Siteseeing trip out the back parking…
02/22/2025 - The Worm - Pomp
Why pick The Worm for anything ceremonial? Like a real, serious ceremony. So let’s try it The Thang: Think of a Ring Run with pain stations for the young guys…