04/10/2025 - Bastion - Cotswold Cruise
AO: Bastion Mileage: 3-ish (depending on GPS accuracy and emotional stability) The Scene: Rolled into Cotswold at 5:29:57, hit start on my watch with the swagger of someone who definitely…
Pax: Sausage
04/04/2025 - Fortress - Executive Workout??
Thang- Warm up laps around the Trinity Circle with Karaoke, high knees, butt kicks, circle up for COP, SSH, IW, Mtn Climbers, Mary Mosey to Rutledge, 5 Merkins every streetlight…
04/01/2025 - Black Widow - The Near Miss of a Shart Heard Round the AO
The Thang It was a crisp morning at Black Widow, and the PAX rolled in ready for whatever Panda had cooked up. Little did we know, the real battle wouldn’t…
04/03/2025 - Hardcore - Wolf Legs
Thang: Snoop on Q- SSH X40 Plank, KBell Work, Sandbag squats Secure gear head to Aquatots Parking lot Corner store bag throws, and bear crawls Circle Jerk with Sbags Secure…
03/31/2025 - Lift and Shift - Kids These Days
Apols to those wanting to Ride The Lightning to start their week but Smothered’s music request was for “whatever the kids listen to these days.” Never fear, Metallica Pantera and…
03/27/2025 - Bastion - Sausage lost-a-box O’Chocolates
The Thang: Eight HIM (High-Impact Men) gathered in the gloom this past thursday, ready to put in the work. But the beatdown came with a mystery—somewhere after the blast down…
03/17/2025 - Lift and Shift - St Patty’s Day Beatdown
Thang: Mosey to Rexford, Warm up in front of Coke bldg, SSH, Mtn Climbers, Merkins Rexford Raceway- Run down Rexford 10x Plank Jacks every break in median. Mary at the…
03/10/2025 - Lift and Shift - For Whom the Tabata Timer Beeps
The Thang: SSH& IW while we wait on Monk’s Subaru to haul ass to the AO. Run through Symphony Park to Barclay Downs Drive- Left on Scofield, Plank for the…
03/04/2025 - Black Widow - Recess
WhatDid made widow fun again last week. This week’s mission was to be both the funnest and suckiest hour of ur day. The Thang: Siteseeing trip out the back parking…
02/25/2025 - Black Widow - Sharks & Minnows
Three of those PAX—YHC, Slaughter, and Voltage (visiting from Charleston)—launched at 0515 for a pre-run. Sausage was a minute late and missed the fun, which is ironic because you’d think…