07/19/2025 - Sparta - Dilworth streets
From Sheffield middle school to South Boulevard with stops at cross streets (merkins) and speed bumps (squats). Follow with a zipper between Tremont (lunges) and Worthington (wide arm merkins); from…
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11/17/2022 - Hardcore - Northern invasion – from a confederate state
Got to give Forge credit, if he gets an idea in his head he doesn’t give up like a Rottweiler with a steak. He saw some random tweet during midnight…
08/31/2022 - Bandit - The Sausage King of Chicago
Strong crowd of 16 showed up for Bandit on this swampy morning and got after it. The Thang: – Mosey to adjacent parking deck for COP: 15 SSHs, 10 merkins,…
08/02/2021 - Big Hair Monday - A Choice
How long has Big Hair Monday been a thing? I’m pretty sure the whole time. Like, 10 years+. A sort of Steady Eddie Monday event that draws in a long…
04/28/2021 - Ranger - In Defense of Checkpoint
Checkpoint is one competitive dude. He was not messing around when it came to pulling together a Dynamite Dags squad that would go on to win the King of the…
12/07/2020 - Diamondhead - Even Noonan insulted me
I like to think I’m a fairly popular fellow. I think people like it when I show up at hump day happy hour or when I show up…